I am not stalking, it's called 'Research.'

Post #21: Something secretive you do.

Okay women. Let's all get it straight here. All women stalk. Ever since Facebook, Orkut, Twitter, Myspace and other social networking websites were formed.. women have been stalking. Now.. the new form of stalking is Instagram. We always know what's up. We might hate the person.. but we stalk them.

I mean.. come on. What do we do when a guy hits on us? Asks us out? We stalk the shit out of him. EVERYTHING about him must be read. We are just searching for every last clue about the man. Google is our best friend. If stalking was an actual profession, I think it would be dominated by women and we'd be making tonnes of money. We would have had series of information about one person. Not only do we stalk.. we analyze. If we see our ex's picture change to a picture caption that says.. "I miss talking to you." We're probably thinking of every single woman in the world to fit that caption. And then there are others who take it for themselves. We have all kinds of analysation going on. We are sitting there decoding the meaning of all of his status updates and figuring out what it could mean.

I am not saying all women are pychos. But hey.. we are pretty smart. We never even get caught stalking. And it is so natural to us.. that we don't even have to work at it. We don't even need to have a particular person to stalk. Sometimes, women on Facebook just start stalking for the hell of it. Just to know what the eff is up. Yeuuup. Some *cough* women do that.

This post is only related to virtual stalking. I don't even wanna relate it to real life female stalkers.

So.. let's get straight to the point here. I stalk, okay. Most of us do. Nothing to be ashamed of.

And let me tell you.. Facebook and stalking has been such a huge social issue for years now. It has got many people fired.. and divorced. It has broken many homes and a lot of other upsetting stuff has happened. But we won't get to the sad stuff. I am going to conclude it happily.

I stalk =D And so do you. We stalk women we freakin' hate. We stalk our exes. We stalk all the people that we are curious about. And you can go ahead and deny that you don't have the time for it. But in reality.. whether it's once a week or once a month - you still stalk. So.. let's be real here.