Hey dolls.
Happy weekend :) what is everyone doing? I am sitting here with a face mask trying to kill my 30 minutes to dry it off, lol. Let's be honest.. it's a troll post. But it's better than just walking around trying to dry my face off. I am going off to a dinner with family tonight and meeting our other family friends. My darling is going off to the casino because he misses his guy time. Apparently, I've taken over his entire time and he needs to revive himself *shaking head*
I am all for it though. I am such a cool girl like that =P
So.. ten things women *or I* wish men knew about us.. let's get right into it.
1. Just listen, don't try to get all Dr. Phil on us.
This is one of the things he has learned over time, so I am not particularly complaining. When we have issues, we want to talk and vent non-stop. We don't want interruptions. We don't want you to tell us what to do about the problems. We just want to be heard, that's it. Don't try to fix anything. Just listen and comfort. Most of the times, we get caught up in our own issues and no one likes to hear that they are wrong. At a time where we are already pissed off, the last thing we want is to know what is morally right.
2. We need one woman in this relationship.
I am sorry.. I just have a weird thing for guys who wear really tight pants. I've seen guys who wear those funky skinny jeans. That's fine.. do your thing yo. Wear coloured skinny jeans, but just don't wear 'em so tight that my own skinny jeans feel like they are in a competition with yours! You guys have an area that is not particularly suitable for skinny jeans. Don't try to get all Justin Bieber on women. I've seen that men from UK particularly are very adaptive to this style. I just can't let it slide though. May be, it's just me. Whatever..
3. Your manhood isn't chocolate.
It won't melt or get eaten up if you show some emotion once in a while. I have no issues here. I am glad to have someone who is sensitive enough to express everything via communication. Otherwise, there are men in the world who expect an award for correctly identifying their feelings. "I guess I was really.. scared!"
Well.. bravo! You figured out that you felt scared. Geez.. Why do men have to get all macho when it comes time to show emotion? I am not asking for tears here, but just some honest feelings.
4. Some effort, please.
When we send you long.. heartfelt and romantic text messages, "Okay" and one word answers are non-acceptable. They are just the worst replies anyone could ever get. We hate it. Please type something more than "Okay" or "me too."
5. Shopping is our birthright.
Look.. it's about time men figure out that shopping for us is like.. umm, breathing for you? It is a necessity. We cannot live without it. After all.. we have to look good for you, don't we? ;)
6. We are innately self-conscious.
We are sorry but this something you have to deal with for your entire life. You could complain all you want but it still won't change. We all look in the mirror.. some examine their pores and others see themselves ten pounds heavier. You have to tell us we are thin and beautiful. Say nothing more.
7. We are afraid too.
Yes, it's true we start dreaming about our marriage from very early on but that doesn't mean we are always ready with a trap to just hunt you down and get hitched. We are as afraid of commitment as you are. We too value our independence, perhaps a little more than you. Contrary to the popular belief, many women are quite happy being independent. So, if a woman is talking about marriage to you.. consider yourself very lucky.
8. Orgasms.
We ALWAYS want dessert. Always! Don't ask us, JUST ORDER DESSERT.
9. Myth of public washrooms.
We don't take forever to pee at a restaurant. We don't. There are usually 5-7 stalls and there are other chicks in there who make us wait. Especially if it's a club.. there are chicks puking in there. It takes me the first 5 minutes just to figure out which stall is clean. We have absolutely no idea what goes on in the washrooms when chicks are on top of each other, just lined up. Yes, we do touch-up our makeup.. but we don't take 15 minutes for that.
10. NEVER compare us.
We do not want to be compared to your best friend's girlfriend or wife. Not even your colleague's wife for that matter. Unless you want us to get onto your best friend. You can't be like him. We can't be like his wife. This is where it should end. Else, you will fall into your own trap.
Okay, face is dry now. Later everyone.. have a fabulous weekend =)
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