Girl Talk: What is your guilty pleasure?

Hi girlies.
Warning: After reading this post, your perception about me may entirely change. Think of what you guys do when no one is around, whether you're home alone, or just in the privacy of your bedroom. Your level of weirdness may not be as painful as mine though.

All right, here it goes then..

The imaginary celebrity.
Okay, I am positive that I am not the only person who doesn't do a modelling/acting/singing/dancing session in their mirrors. Or am I? :| That kinda worries me then. No, I am not obsessed with myself. But, after getting dressed (the days I look good), I kinda talk to myself in the mirror sometimes saying stupid things. I won't even delve into what I say, lol.

Now, let's talk about the shower. So, sometimes.. I sing very loudly while showering. Not only that, I tend to dance in my standing shower. Sometimes, I fear breaking the glass-door. And that kind of stops me from doing the Chikni Chameli moves inside there :/

I also get very model-ish when I blow dry my hair. I start swirling around and everything. Yeah, I get into the whole Madhuri mode in Lajja, as if like a dozen table fans are focussed on my face. And then I start to think about how amazing it will be if somebody starts filming me instead of pregnant Snooki. Trust me, I can give you more entertainment, without an IQ of an insect. Are you judging me yet? Because, I am judging me. In fact, a lot. Yeah.. soooo... I'll end it here. I am afraid, if I go on.. I am gonna start losing friends.

Obsessed with TV.
My guilty pleasure is watching Sex & the City and Friends (mainly) but also an ample amount of TV shows on a regular basis. I watch the 70s Show, Two and a Half Men, the Kardashians, Come dine with me Canada, Property Brothers, Love it or List it, America's/Canada's Next Top Model, Supersize vs. Superskinny, The Biggest Loser, That's so Raven (yes, I still watch it :$), Radio Free Roscoe, Popular, The Cupcake Girls, Gossip Girl, Kya Huaa Tera Waada, Kuch to Log Kahenge, Byah Hamari Bahu Ka, Bade Achhe Lagte Hain, Crime Patrol, Indian Idol Adalat, and many many many more.

This is the general TV that I watch. But my particular guilty pleasure is in watching the feministic notions in Sex & the City (with problems in class and race etc.) and slapping patriarchy in the face. I also enjoy the awesome humor in Friends. I have watched these two shows, all seasons more than twice. My ending to a bad day is watching back to back episodes of Friends. I watch them over and over again, because it truly makes me happy. I grew up watching Friends and it definitely is very close to my heart. My birthday is coming up, you know what to get me :) all 10 seasons of Friends on DVD please!

Despite this obsession, something tells me that I should not spend my time watching these imaginitive stories and get ideas in my head that I shouldn't, lol.

Caffeine, Sugar, and a good read.
A medium iced coffee with milk instead of cream, and lots of ice from Tim Hortons or the Mocha Iced Coffee from Timothy's or a Nonfat Iced Caramel Machhiato from Starbucks - my top three favorite drinks!
Get me a coffee and my Walnut Crunch from Tims, and a crime/psych novel. I am digging. I am not moving. I am not even looking at you. That's it. I have read so many books about assaults, rapes and crimes, psychotic crime to be more specific. I cannot believe I enjoy reading it. Obviously, I don't enjoy the crimes, but I just have so much interest in one's thought process when they act like this, and how they carry it out. I've watched so many documentaries on them too. This summer, my reading list includes Sex Trade in Asia, and the Dancing Girls of Lahore (more on mujra, prostitution and why). I love reading. I always have. I started reading novels really early on in school. In fact, I was the kind of person who spent a lot of time in the library picking out books. I remember reading "Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret!" in grade 7. I was obsessed with Judy Blume books. Reading was a huge part of my teenage years. I only gave it up when I had a corrupted company (don't wanna get into that). Give me a novel, I don't care if it's 300 pages.. I will finish it in two days! I remember, I started reading Harry Potter in grade six!

Music and Organization.

I will log onto YouTube or Saavn and make a play list of my favorite songs. And off I go to clean my room. I ENJOY cleaning once in a while. If I don't wanna clean, I won't do it for two months. But when I set my mind to it, I clean it thoroughly. I will scrub the marks off the carpet after vaccuuming. I will have to sort everything accordingly. I make a 2-3 hours of a playlist, and start sorting my makeup, jewellry and clothes. It usually ends up taking me all day. But my eyeliners have to be in a pink fluffy pencil holder. My blushes and bronzers have to be separate from my powders and foundations. My eyeshadow pallettes have to be put away in one place. My necklaces have to be clustered in one box, my chunky earrings in one, and my daily-wear earrings in another box. I keep my bracelets separate too. I spend a lot of time at Michaels getting organizers and boxes to separate everything to keep it neat. I am obsessed.

Orgasm in a goddamn bottle.
Yes, I enjoy a Smirnoff Ice (cooler) once in a while. Just a chilled cooler straight outta the freezer, on a nice hot day. And some amazing music  in the background. Also, great company while I am at it. A girl's gotta let loose sometimes and this is my way of doing it. Totally not ashamed of admitting it.


Malling.
Mall-ing is perhaps the biggest one. I am not a person who appreciates company while shopping (when I seriously have to shop). I have an agenda. As soon as I enter the mall, my brain is mapping out all the stores I have to get to, and which wing I should enter first to tackle the amount of stores I have in mind. It's almost like an intervention. I have my iced coffee in my hand, and I carry the minimal amount of things with me (i.e. just a cross-body bag with a wallet, glasses, a gloss, my phone and car keys). I usually wear something really easy that day, something that is easy to take off and change into (I organize, you see) :P
I LOVE shopping by myself. I go to all the stores that I wanna go to, change as many times I like, take as many hours as I want, take an eating break in between and go home with the most amazing bargains in the world. And, please don't jinx that. *Touchwood* I feel victorious while exiting that door at the mall, walking towards my car with the cheapest and best outfits in my shopping bags. This is like a mission, rather than a casual activity. And most often, my guilty pleasure lies in collecting as many chunky rings as I can. I have a box full now :) may be, I ll blog my collection someday!

New York Fries.
What the hell is it about NYF? I cannot resist myself. On a cheat day, I know exactly where to go in the food court. I just cannot stop thinking about the yumness (and FATness) of Veggie Works. All that melted cheese, sour cream and the perfectly diced Tomatoes, and perfectly chopped Green Onion garnished on top. Okay, I am salivating. Stop me. Please.

And that is everything that I could think of. And all the anonymous readers, definitely feel free to leave your guilty pleasures in the comments. Don't worry, no one will ever find out who you are, LOL.