Showers are cool. True story, bro.

Hi insomniacs,

It's 4:26 a.m. And I just came back from Tim Hortons. At 11:30 p.m. last night, I thought.. I shall go to sleep early tonight because I need to wake up tomorrow and study. I went to bed at 1:00 a.m. Then, I indulged in my 'Friends' addiction and watched 4 episodes back-to-back. After all, I have to utilise my new anniversary present, which is starting to become an enemy for him. I put the phone down to watch Friends today, lol. Talk about addictions, eh. Addiction reminds me of this other crazy habit of mine - consuming unlimited caffeine. I love it. I can't give it up. I am too accustomed to it.

As I was watching Friends, my brother knocked on my door. I opened up at 3:00 a.m. and he said that dad wants to FaceTime. So, for those who don't know.. my parents are currently in England. I immediately went downstairs and FaceTimed with my parents, and cousins for AN HOUR. Then, I had this sudden urge to for a drive. My brother said he's going to write 'lunatic' over my forehead, and that I should shut my mouth before that happens. Being the smart woman I am, I lured him into drinking an iced cap. He happily let me go. I went out in my PJs, sat in the car, and blasted Kiss 92.5. The weather was so SEXY outside. Cuddles would be much appreciated at this time. And while I was at it, I got 5 Chocolate Glazed Timbits too (sugar - check, guilt - check, fat - check!) And ever since I am back, I don't feel like sleeping. I am literally supposed to wake up at 8:00 a.m. and go to the library to study. I wonder how that is ever going to happen. And the funny thing is, my brother and I woke up my grandma too. And she is downstairs eating the Honey Crueller that I got her while watching her saas-bahu shows at 4:33 a.m. Isn't our family just retarded? I think so :/

Also, I feel like going for a shower. Not only that, I wanna dance to all the best ITEM SONGS in Bollywood. And I wanna sing them while I am showering. I am thinking - Chikni Chameli, Shiela, Jalebi Bai, Aayi Hoon UP Bihar Lootne, Deedar De, Aisa Jaadu Daala Re, Aa Ante Amalapuram, Nakka Mukka, Ooh Lala, and you know what I am singing while I type? Rum rum rum rum rum.. oh whiskey!

I am a little too hyper right now. And I need to sleep. I wonder how that is going to happen with my brother and grandma awake downstairs thinking some Jagraata is taking place. It's not my wedding. I am not about to take 'phere.' Go to sleep weird family! And put me to sleep too :/