New name, same game.

Okay, hi. This is a rant for the typical Bollywood brown guys hunting for girls. What's with the same story? If you think you're gonna tell me a painful story of how your girlfriend left you while you remained completely faithful in the relationship, I am gonna give you sympathy and take you? NO, NO and NO! God, NO!
Only If I had a penny for each time I've heard this from a guy. You know the same story line and plot, they find a girl they really like, they fall in love, and they end up with a heartbreak. And usually, in their stories they make it appear as if they were 0 percent interested in the girl. It was the girl that luredddd them into the "love" and when they were absolutely loyal, the girl left them! Doesn't it sound convenient and just about right? Make up a stupid story about infidelity in the relationship, hope for sympathy and possibly gain another dumb girlfriend in return?

For the record, I don't buy all that. Good for you. Sit there and sob over her. Don't tell me. I am not interested. This is not my idea of a conversation RIGHT before you hit on me. I am not bragging that there are people interested in me or anything, I am just saying I always find this ONE story to be everywhere. Not even in my case, but even for my friends' boyfriends! If you ask them about their past, all of them have stories. And yes, they share it with my friends but they never tell them the truth, duh. Even if they do, they probably modify it to sound as less at fault as possible. Because they know that no one will ever know the truth. It's the opportunity for a perfect lie. And girls usually fall for this. I've seen it happen. Not once, not twice, MANY times! I mean, what are you thinking? You will never know the second side of the story. Or even if it actually happened. It has just become a tactic these days. It urges you to show them what a "good relationship" is like because they've been through hard times. I am guessing, that's Lotto 649 for them, and IQ 20 for you.

Some assholes just know WHAT to say and WHEN to say things. They know how to press just the right buttons on a girl to get her. What do you do? You give in. Superb! Don't you realize.. that in a few months, when they are chopping the next girl, YOU are gonna be the actress starring in the "How my Ex-girlfriend hurt me" story. Ya know, catch the drift? Same game, just a new name. I am sure you don't want your name to be associated with losers who play a "game" to get girlfriends simply because their brain is merely a dirt-bag.

Wow, women! *sigh*

Come on, quit believing the bullshit. Normally, when a guy is telling me something like this these days, I pause him in the middle and complete the story for him. And then he looks at me in awe and asks, "Oh my god, how did you know?"
Umm, "because all of you fobs out there just pick up a Kuch Kuch Hota Hai scene and replace yourself in Shahrukh's position. You think that's hard to figure out?" Dorks!